Barack Obama On the Pictorial Trail
By Uppity Woman on April 15, 2008 at 1:53 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy
So what if a cockroach could have beaten this guy, I’m still the winner, right??!
Taking advice on how to win.
God, she reminds me of my white grandmother who was smarter and more successful than I will ever be.
A Women-For-Obama sign learns to stand up by itself due to lack of interest and the Obama Girl calling in sick.
Bless all my children except typical white people, women, Italians, Jews, gay people and hicks.
Stick with me and you can sleep with as many bitches as you want and still pretend you care about their rights.
Obama dabbles in archeology and digs up three fossils …or…
“Trust me Harry, if that lard-ass Kennedy can get his jacket buttoned, you can too!”
Ok, hurry up and introduce me to these bitter hicks so I can get away from these shitkickers. I can’t even get decent sushi around here!
Look! I’m left-handed just like JFK! I must be JFK!
or….
Barack Obama signs his best selling fictional novel.
Whoa girls, take it easy! That’s NOT my cell phone!
I cannot BELIEVE the shit I have to do just to get these hicks to vote for me!
My grandmother has the white one.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the spirit of internet confessions….I AM BARACK OBAMA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE…..LOL
ROFLMAO! You are TOO good!
STOP IT NOW! You’re stretching my stitches! Wow … you are one talented, albeit uppity, woman.
“A Women-For-Obama sign learns to stand up by itself due to lack of interest and the Obama Girl calling in sick.”
LOL!
I just figured it was time for some comic relief.
Sweet, sweet, sweet. You hammered it out of the park Uppity. And who said girls can’t hit for power.
Barack Obama?
Uppity, you are without a doubt one of the funniest people on the planet. Thank you for helping us relieve some tension. The pause was exactly what I needed.
LOL!–I especially loved the one with John Kerry–that made me burst out laughing.
How DID Ted Kennedy get his jacket buttoned …. or is it Brooks Brothers velcro?
I’m sure he has his jackets made for him. They probably use a large watermelon attached to a dummy model for the front. Or perhaps an inner tube.
Ted’s clothes are made by the almost-unknown Brooksm borther, OMAR Brooks..also proprietor of OMAR’S TENT AND AWNING.
“I’d rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Ted!”
LOL. Thanks for the laughs!
How DID Ted Kennedy get his jacket buttoned …. or is it Brooks Brothers velcro?
OH MY GOD!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a scream!
Oh my God! This is going to send Obama supporters into Grand Mal seizures. Thank you!
What a great medicine of laughter, Uppity Woman.Thanks!
I like the last one: Isn’t this is the perfect size of sombrero for my big head? Don’t say I do not look elite or you are fire!”
Uppity, I didn’t know this was posted here too! lol When I saw the title in the sidebar, I had to take another look for another GREAT laugh! Thanks again!!!!
Uppity, you made my morning! Thank you!!