“I Am The One I’ve Been Waiting For”
By Uppity Woman on July 19, 2008 at 9:47 AM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Current Affairs, DNC, Democratic Nomination, Germany, Hoodwinking
Shamelessly stolen from The Real Barack Obama’s Freedom Fairy:
It seems that Sen. Obama’s dream of delivering a speech before thousands in front of the Brandenburg Gate, the very same place where two great American presidents—John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Ronald Reagan—have so proudly stood, is not to be.
And so, it seems that Barack Changeling Obama shall have to wait for another day to further stoke his delusional Narcissistic fantasy that he is JFK. This is especially hard on the poor child, particularly since he has put so much effort into the design of his personal logo that just never seems to really catch on with his stupid, mean and bitter American subjects. Not to mention all those Goddamned HO’s. Thank Zeus that The Great One has special opportunistic friends to be there for him at this time of undeserved disappointment.
After having Seized delegates that didn’t belong to him, and after having Seized The Nomination and the DNC, one would think that we ungrateful Americans would render unto “Seizer” that which is Rightfully His.
-=chuckle=-
a. hillary
b. mccain
america first!
double chuckle! ^5 Uppity!
Too Funny, This is good enough for Front Page News in all Newspapers Across the World.
Love It. and its so True.
W00T!!!
Spot on Uppity!!!
thinks he is the cosi ama cosi doesnt he?
LOL LOL
Ah, shit, more satire…Love it!!
He’s a legend in his mind.
It would be amazing if he truly understood the disillusionment that his actions are causing among his cult members. I’ve no doubt that many will hold onto whatever thin delusions they still have until the bitter end (am I permitted to use that word?!!!)
They’ll either continue to ignore the growing evidence of his wrongdoing, political chicanery, backstabbing, doubletalking and lying, or they’ll come up with truly laughable lame excuses….always, of course bearing in mind that this is all Hillary’s fault!!!
Every day he shows more clearly to rational people across this nation that he is a neophyte when it comes to understanding people. He thinks that his speeches should be carved in a stone ala God’s Commandments to the people. I see this growing megalomania as a growing sickness in him and he is simply and fully not to be trusted with the fate of this nation. Too many worked too hard to let it slip away into the hands of this pathetic little man who thinks of himself as beyond reproach, somewhat holy, perhaps, and (I mention here his civilian security forces, or whatever he is calling his latest attempt to develop his own private army in America)we could well be on the verge of a power grab ala the South American coup-variety. Far fetched? Look at how he has manipulated the DNC, the election, the caucuses, the press, etc., etc.
Think again.
I think a lot of the creeps that are supposedly his followers aren’t. I think they are just street punks that like to bully people.
The gangs have got such a death grip on the south side, the people die in their locked up apartments because they are afraid to open their windows in heat waves.
To paraphrase Mrs. bo, if you can’t run your own district, how can you run the white house?
obama must QUIT!!!!
I think he’s making cynics of them.
It’s all Rovian win-win for the elite.
Someone compared it to McGovern, but I don’t remember people average voters getting death threats to their whole family during the McGovern race, if they said anything bad about McGovern. If they refused to vote for McGovern. These people are rabid. They’re acting like radical Muslims. Look how they got over a cartoon!! He has set race relations back in this country. Jesse Jackson didn’t even do that when he ran. I had a friend I’ve been friends with for over 15 years that is no longer a friend. When the primaries began we teased each other back and forth. Continued to do so for a long time. I don’t even know who she is now. She went to one rally and was completely different the next day. No more teasing. I said what the hell they piping sublimal messages over those speakers, listen to yourself!
That is a great take on the “one”. To himself he’s the one, to us he’s a zero. What is less than nothing?
obama must QUIT!!!
I love that - Seizer
Two thumbs up Uppity. Way up!!
Oh good Saturday morning cartoons!
Thanks UW.
heh Saturday? oooook Y did I think it was Sunday already?
YIKES! LOL
shees!
Thanks for the unintended update 30yrdem!
Well I don’t know what you meant by that, but all that was one TV when my kids were growing up WAS Saturday morning cartoons,on the 3 major networks, of course you may not see the connection to the comedy above and it is Saturday..
oh I do!
I was mad at SELF for thinking it was SUNday (for a short while this day)
lol sorry meant no slight to you
This cartoon stars Barry Rubble and MO Flintstone
Wishful thinking?
oops, I meant about thinking/hoping it was Sunday.
I’m always wishin - but this time it was just that damn fish (inside joke)
I’m waiting on further stem cell research actually. Time.
I wish I hadn’t mentioned wishing. Now I have that dumb wishin’ and hopin’ song stuck in my head. aarrgghh
Isn’t making satirical cartoons and graphics that mock the Messiah like those above racist and blasphemous according to his trolls like Dave and Paul?
It’s mild compared to the zillion videos and pics Obamabots created mocking and bashing Hillary.
NObama!
Good one Uppity.
I just told somebody that “we are the ones we have been waiting for” will soon become “I am the one you have been waiting for.” And you will wait, just like those people in Chicago without heat did. Obama is all about Obama.
I got something in the mail from Obama asking for Money and it ready did have that quote “We Are the Ones We Have Been Waiting For” Pretty bizarre.
The people in his district would rather have heard that from a plumber or hvac guy.
ROFL Mahaska.
That whole “we are the ones we have been waiting for” is such a lame pick up line. Obama’s speeches are full of them though.
HAH a legend in his own mind. OBama must be so sad that he won’t appear before the big “gate”.
He so thinks he’s like JFK………but as the saying goes..
(Obama) You’re no JFK.
I bet he’ll try to get the “Ich bin ein Berliner” in somewhere.
I’m sure of that. I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that cave he’ll be partying in when Katie, Challie and that thing from MSNBS are catching a couple of zzzzzs.
Well, may be not a fly, they might be considered hors d’oeuvres in some remote locations.
More like Ich bin ein Delusional.
Arugula is to be the main ingredient in the new and improved Caesar salad going forward.
His dripping conceit is disgusting. P O S
DRIPPING CONCEIT. WELL SAID!
Wonder what all these wanna bees that are in the tank for Obama will say,If this Obama guy is elected the President,and he ends up being the Worst President in History.Will there be a hole deep enough for them to hide in?They have no pride.There thinking of there pocketbooks instead of America. I hope Obama falls on his face in Europe.
after him there won’t be anymore elections. He has already said there are too many and it comfuses people. god, he’s stupid and sounds like he is easily confused. Lazy bum.
They are in perfect company. They are such narcissists themselves. They’re hardly interested in the goulish one or even journalism for that matter.
They are as much using him as he is they.
Katie is so perky. tee hee. I cannot wait to see* what new fad she brings back. Those poor daughters, great, strong and credible role model for a mom.
*just messin’ witcha, I won’t be watching her.
Sheeples creeples,’folks’.
Naw, never happen, Pew. They’ll just blame it on Hillary -
“Excellence that must be proclaimed, by the mere fact of its proclamation, admits the doubt of its existence.”
That his coronation is a given I can only hope he is taken off the stage at Velcro Field in cuffs courtesy of Patrick Fitzgerald.
I cannot wait. What is the hold up?
Now that is something I could cheer about!
arUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgula
http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/moose-call.jpg
Laffing! New screen saver for my laptop!
I love it!
I like the American Idol reference in that great visual. Obama’s entire debacle of a candidacy has been marketed like a product (contestant) on a reality show.
You are so right. Last night I wondered aloud when we started supporting an American Idol as a presidential candidate.
Shouldn’t that be “American Idle”?
LOL, very good.
Will any of the three cheerleaders (anchors of the once big three networks) dare ask him about any hard-hitting, relevant questions on his tour? Like, what is his response to this news?
By GEORGE JAHN, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 3 minutes ago
GENEVA - Iran on Saturday ruled out freezing its uranium enrichment program, casting doubt over the value of its talks with six world powers less then an hour after they started.
Or his response to today’s NYT article by Benny Morris that Isreal will strike Iran’s nuclear facilities between November 2008 and January 2009, and if conventional weapons don’t take them out, Isreal will have to use nuclear weapons?
It’s like 1939 all over again. But don’t ask the chosen one any history questions, especially about the U.S. or Europe.
Hell he is from Hawaii and thought ‘A’ bomb dropped on Pearl Harbor, maybe he thought it was an a bomb too
maroon
good Gawd
Are you kidding? and jeopardize a free trip? They be eating high off the hog. oh wait, maybe not hog. some other juicy animal.
Barack Changeling Obama
I just love that. I didn’t think I could ever dislike someone as much as Bush, but this guy is the ONE.
Too bad for the Messiah that film maker Leni Riefestahl is not around anymore to make a new version of Triumph of the Will to celebrate the eternal glory of his faux holiness and to broadcast to the world the triumph of his dastardly tactics to win the presidency.
AHH yes but Axelrasputin has been filming all of this for his documentary
and tv one wont show gop convention only dem convention form an AA angle they say
so I expect to see the Riefenstahl part deux film shortly yep
scarreeeee
“Triumph of the Weenie!” (recycled from Thursday)
Do ya think they can hire some Fraus and Frauleinen to swoon for him?
Go over to The Real Barack Obama and see the bargaining chip Obama has come up with in a last ditch effort to speak in front of that gate. Sometimes I truly feel like I’m stuck in the Twilight Zone as I try to process that BO is actually a presidential candidate. Or when I see (in the media) that Obama is on a “World Tour” (like a rock star!) instead of a foreign trip. Or the breathless slam of McCain for allegedly leaking “details” of BO’s travel plans. I figured out he’d be there this weekend. I don’t think anyone needed John McCain to “leak” the probablility that the BIG WORLD TOUR would begin today.
The Real Barack Obama is a great site that I visit daily for info, giggles and a great roundup of blog and news articles. Our wonderful Uppity Woman is linked there often.
Indy — Yesterday Obama said he NEVER wanted to speak at the Brandenburg Gate because he knew it would create such a problem he was content to go elsewhere.
Now he’s still trying to get that venue. This is the most arrogant man ever to run for the Presidency and if its one thing that most Americans hate its arrogance.
His poll numbers are slipping too, no matter how hard the media shoves him in our faces every day. I didn’t know he denied wanting to speak at the gate…but that is typical Barack, isn’t it?
I was just reading about death threats against Puma’s, and how one PUMA was the victim of arson in the last few days. The PUMAPAC website has a list of who has received death threats. It’s down some on the front page. Arrogant Thug and Criminal.
When they posted the addresses and threats to some people in our state I sent a letter and copies of the posts to the police dept. in their town and gave them a heads up.
Thank you for disseminating this information. The pundit I watched said BO all along characterized his appearance at the Brandenburg Gate would be “presumptuous,” intimating his campaign had initiated the effort with the Germans to arrange a campaign stop there.
Prooff that hs has been reading NQ quite regularly.
That is such a spoiled child statement.
stamps his foot, well I didn’t want to go anyway. So there!
I dunno…looks like Der Shrub will die at home, in his bed, instead of at the end of a rope or of old age at Marion, so I’d say that the American Public can convince itself that cat shit is Fudge Ripple so long as there’s soap operas, crackers in zoom cars, pop stars, dim-witted jocks and vapid society c***s to occupy their attention.
oooo Marion. Hard time.
Once upon a Time…I was sitting in a small room in SE Florida with a low-level Federal Prosecutor who informed me that the only thing between Me and a lengthy stay at Marion was him.
I told him to kiss my ass, that I had enough kinfolk from Terre Haute to Crawfordsville that I’d be rolling up some Wabash Green and drinking Famous Grouse INSIDE Marion before he got his next BJ.
Dumb f***er didn’t know how to bluff. I raised his Empty Threat with a visit from Roy Black, and was having brunch with a very nice, healthy Cuban lady of my acquaintance at Joe’s Stone Crabs before he was done filling out his time sheet for the interview.
Got my damned boat back, too!
>the probablility that the BIG WORLD TOUR would begin today<
Getting out of Dodge?
Headline at yahoo:
obama embarks on foreign policy tour.
Excuse me, but in the words of judges everywhere, he has no standing. How can he be on a foreign policy tour?
Its Uhhbamapalooza!!!
lmao that was good
Yep, just a little distraction. I am going to hurry up and have a bite of my slice of my hard-earned pie before he returns…
I wonder if MEchelle is feeling lonely. She seems to need as much heralding as he does. Probably brushing up on her ‘Arabic’… too downright embarrassing for hubby darling with the stinky feet and morning breath at the present tme.
Anyone heard from Scarlett J. recently? We don’t email one another either.
Every single day without fail the American public is bombarded with the comings and goings and words of Barak Obama. Who cares? It is all we hear about constantlty- without fail- no news cycle misswes a beat aout soething about Barak Obama. Like the world should just stop still because Obama goes somewhere, says something etc. He is the presumptive nominee for the democratic party- big deal-not Jesus Christ. I get so angry with having to have his face pushed on me on every news channel or website etc. He is sickening and I am sick of him. Is the media going to tell us when he goes to the bathroom next? It has got to stop.
well since brittney is no longer going to the hospital in cuffs, what do you expect those idiots we call the press to do? work for a living would be a nice start.
Can we write Brittany and ask to start going out with no underwear again so we can have some relief fron looking at him?
The punchline to the censored joke is: “…but that squnty-eyed sumbitch in the middle is DEFINITELY Willie Nelson!”
catherine — When McCain took 2 trips to the middle east not one reporter accompanied him. Now they are as giddy as children at the prospect of this free trip. Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought reporters traveled all the time for the jobs. Your right — this fawning has got to stop — never has so much been made of someone worth so little. But it won’t stop next week as the 3 Network News Anchors tell us how the rest of the world will change because they have caught a glimpse of Obama’s face.
And what is sad is that the MSM media thinks what they are reporting is significant news. Barak Obama is making his FIRST trip to this part of the world- he is a kindergartener when it comes to the learning curve on the IQAQ and Afghanistan dilemmas. There are those who think a “kindergartener” should be POTUS- this is newswothy and we should all get a nice warm and fuzzy and feel secure because Obama is going to IRAQ for the first time.Unbelieveable. Obama has become the new “Anna Nicole Smith”.
I think it will turn Americans off big time
I agree with you. Everyone is tired of him so now he is going to Europe to grow a bigger head. Maybe his ears will not look so big when he gets back
It is up to the voters of the US to take Obama down — show him the door.
Rezko will sing — it depends on when. Will he sing before the dem convention? He will sing before he is sentenced –
The MSM is starting to call him a ‘Presidential Candidate’.
He isn’t even the ‘presumptive’ nominee since he doesn’t have enough pledged delegates.
He is actually a ‘maybe’ nominee.
- but not if we have anything to say about it.
“The MSM is starting to call him a ‘Presidential Candidate’…”
as he feigns slight humility at the “notion”.
He certainly is Presumptive, though, isn’t he?
I think that the MSM are all worshipping at the Church of the Presumptuous Assumption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADZnsIkpdQ
Nobama.
That one is tough. Just think they really haven’t begun to bear down on him.
I cannot forgive the DNC for what they did to the democratic party and what they are trying to do to the country by selecting the racist - anti american - know notheing.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS
PUMA RULES
helen — I was going to vote for down ticket Democrats even though I switched parties. However, now I will vote a straight Republican ticket. I cannot stand the party I used to love.
Quit acting like a troll and just admit yoou’re a republican plant. EVERY time you try this meme you keep pooping over every forum I’ll callyou on it.
The entire reason to vote against Obama is that he TRASHED DEMS and PRAISED REAGAN.
He used REPUBLICANS as “dems for a day” to oust Hillary and the idea is to be a DemMcCrat for a Day on 11/04/08 and vote McCain as a protest vote.
You want to become a rethug? Go find a rethug site.
Zee, I will vote against my SDs who took payoffs as well, they voted against OUR interest for 19,000 dollars
I am a 20 yr DEM
I live in Michigan and the DNC took my vote and “Gifted” it to Obama even though he REMOVED his name from the ballot. I’ve been following politics since 1960 and I’ve never seen anything close to this in America, maybe a DICTARTORSHIP or BANANA REPUBLIC. I’ve always voted for DEMS but never again, they don’t understand what DEMOCRACY means, I will be doing all I can to prevent Obama from getting the job of DECIDER and will support McCain, at least he does like this country, unlike Obama and his wife and his friends. What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common? They both have friends that BOMBED THE PENTAGON.
That person could also be an Obamabot, trying clumsily to disrupt and disaffect.
It’s what they do.
Great Nobama girl! Think will.i.am will produce it for the radio?
Caution parents. Do everything in you power to prevent you children from applying at Columbia and Harvard universities. On a daily basis we get proof that he is an uneducated amoral imbecile. Please explain, how does one get through these institution with such lack of knowledge on so many subjects? I cringe when I think of the foolish speeches that are going to come out of his mouth, this time in front of a world audience.
Yes, between him and bush I can see that those schools have become second or maybe third rate.
Hey, does he belong to skull and bones? hmm
I think that may be Yale, nevertheless, he is skull and bones, personified. Pun, intended.
sniff as I gaze into the sunlight, with my ear to the roar of the crowd.
He’s skinny-assed, lng legged macadoodle or something like that.
Lettuce prey.
I think bushie went to one of the others too besides Yale, which is overrated also.
Der Shrub has a Harvard MBA.
Which, along with $50, will get you a BJ in the current economy.
Is that all?
Laffing hahahahah Good One!!!
Let’s see that would be about, gosh, ummm, $2500 a gallon? nah…
I kid, as I suck at math.
Let’s see, two teaspoons per $50. equals…?
How many teaspoons to a gallon? 64 ounces to a gallon divided by 2 tsps…How man tsps to an ounce? There we go.
Where the heck is my calculator?
One tea = 5 mls. One ounce= 30 mls. So 6 tea or 2 tbls per ounce. LOL
Agreed. I never thought I could intensely dislike any politician more than Bush or Cheney, but Obama tops them both.
I do have new respect for Merkel, however. She and Germany apparently aren’t as dumb as America.
The DNC should be arrested for letting such an arrogant azz even run. Will August be too soon to get rid of this colossal joke?
>>> She and Germany apparently aren’t as dumb as America.
I think it’s more like, “That movie has played here already.”
Makes you wonder who will liberate US from Obama’s Domestic Security Force concentration camps, doesn’t it?
Anybody have an uncle with a boat?