Hey! Who Let Reality In??
By Uppity Woman on July 24, 2008 at 5:00 PM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Current Affairs, David Axelrod, Fox News, Hoodwinking, Iran, Iraq
I was just catching FOX News and it appears Obama demanded to know how it is that FOX got hookups in all those military bases where he performed his shameless photo opportunities? It seems paranoid Narcissist Obama believed it was by Presidential Executive Order that his reverie and comfort with his Worship Trip was interrupted by the potential that somebody might actually capture and report something that isn’t set up as a photo op a not-so-Kodak moment about the Great One.
As it turns out, the troops get to request which news outlets they prefer and FOX is always included. Yes, Barack, sometimes you just can’t control everything around your own self-absorbed world. Sometimes, people get choices. I know this is hard for you to believe, since your entire candidacy has been an Axelrod production.
FOX just happens to be very popular over there in the war zones. You see, Barack, the men and women over there are tired and weary, and their lives are in danger daily.
Watching a media creation preen and prance around like a rooster with nary a dirt smudge on him, as he continues his quest to Know Nothing and be in Charge of the Everything and Everybody in the World, isn’t all that impressive to them. In fact, in some quarters over there, this is exactly the kind of person they are fighting against. In short, they make it possible for an arrogant self-impressed ass like yourself to safely prance around the world pretending to be Presidential, telling everybody anything they need to hear, while terrorist organizations guard your Precious Self.
Speaking of Obama’s well developed habit of talking out of both sides of his mouth while he’s on his “Foreign Policy Experience Tour,” perhaps he might want to take a break from his self-worship and take a look at what others really think of his Duplicitous Pandering.
Somebody reminded me of the Truman Show and I just can’t get that movie out of my mind as I watch this Obama traveling carnival Brotherlove Traveling Salvation Show. I can’t help but think that this overseas gig (and that’s what it is for this guy–a gig) is the longest running free TV commercial for a Presidential candidate in American history. And just think, we taxpayers are paying for a good deal of this “Senatorial” trip. God forbid a news outlet that wasn’t hand picked should show up to break the endless loop of Obama Fellatio News.
That brings me to the Brave Obamaian World video. It just seems like a natural progression to this fantasy carnival, don’t you agree?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6GmLy8gHpw[/youtube]

Obama supports the DRAFT
He also wants to privatize Social Security.
Did Obama register for the Selective Service as the law required at the point in time?
we don’t know. that is part of the whole issue with his essential documentation for who he is and whether he has in fact followed the law.
I’ve seen this question asked many times but never an answer. I would like to know too!..Surely he did if he was supposed to.
All dictatorships begin with the hopes of the youth movement. Obama’s youth movement thinks he will end war.
All dictatorships after gaining power enforce their power by initiating the draft on the youth that supported them.
To get out of serving in the third Iraq war Obamabots will serve in Obama’s civilian police force.
I guess that’s what Obama meant by new job creation.
Hey!….Donatella the UberSuperior Queen of Real Culture/Design is designing special Brown shirts for the Corp. This could really act as an incentive to get Our TROUBLED YOUTH OFF THE PIPE AND OFF THE STREETS! That is after they have served Dear Leader and The New Party in the upcoming August campaign in Denver. You Puma’s are starting to irritate me something fierce!
Now stop this incessant quibbling….Quibbling along with criticism will be a capital offense in the New Republic. Be Forewarned.
Sincerely,
Commissar Donna Brazeal. The New Party for a New America
The baby boy bots haven’t been paying attention, no?
He missed his photo op at the hospitals that he snubbed. Those pesky injured…they can’t jump up and whoop it up like those frauleins.
Oh, I forgot his mouthpiece said he did not think it was good to go since it was campaign $ used for the trip.
That’s right, let’s wait for the taxpayers to foot the bill on that one.
That excuse makes no sense at all to me. How much would it cost to visit a freakin hospital?
Has he visited Walter Reade as a Senator? Or any other military hospital with veterans recuperating from Iraq War injuries?
If he hasn’t, he probably doesn’t like to be around sick people or injured people. Remember, he didn’t visit his mom on her death bed and made some feeble excuse about not realizing that she was near death. Huh?
He probably has a phobia about this.
Anybody know if he’s made a trip to a hospital as Senator?
How much would it cost to visit a freakin hospital?
How much DID it cost not to? is the question.
I saw that mimi and thought about what this mans priorities are and walla he did not disapoint me.
He is the most common retort spoken on the series “Deadwood”.
What does it take to be a man? BO does not know.
“dead” on, teakwood!
(singing)
pack up the babies and crazy old ladies and everyone goes cuz mother love knows(or something)
I loved that song but it was EONS ago!
Thanks for the funny sing along. Perfect!
I almost put a video of it up with that quote. Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies, I think.
Here ya go. Can’t believe that old boy still brings in a crowd like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEv0qWi_AeE&feature=related
oooo goodie! Thank Uppity GF
ABC just ran a comparison of how many showed up to hear the empty suit versus JFK or RR. I cannot believe that the entire “journalistic” univere can lay down for him. Not one word about not going to the hospital. Maybe we need a new Ted Turner to go along with a new political party!
Neil Diamond’s version of that song is what always runs in my mind when Obama does his oratory slick. He learned how to do the preacher man gig by watching Rev. Wright. Obama is a copy-cat — he can’t do anything original.
The traveling preachers didn’t use teleprompters. But they are using ancient tricks of the preacher man trade.
Americans have a long history of being sucked in by the “awakening” — charismatic religious charlatans. BUT not all Americans — it is always a small majority. THIS time Obama is using the media — but even then I do believe the majority of Americans will see what he’s pulling. This evil part of this is that Obama is deliberately mixing politics and religion — and he’s supposed to be a constitutional law whatever??? YEP — and I’m the pope!
The thing is there is nothing “natural” about what Obama is doing. He learned how to do this cult leader/charismatic stuff.
Marjoe Gortner made a movie showing just how the traveling preacher man show works. He was the youngest ordained minister — at 4 yrs old. He learned how to work up his audience — seems like we might want to take a look at the movie of his life again.
Uppity Woman — You’ve hit another home run with this article!!
PUMA!
Actually Obama reminds me of Kaa, the snake in The Jungle Book–”Trust in me, just in me”.
How Obama learned to be a natural
Hey - ya gotta earn the moniker.
By Edward McClelland, Salon.com, Feb. 12, 2007,
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2007/02/12/obama_natural/print.html
Probably cannot shoot hoops right now too
Sometimes he just prefers to J. O. in public.
Soldier4Hillary and a few other vets were just saying yesterday that they didn’t think Obama respected the military.
Here he is….the VERY next day blowing them off.
And actually uses the excuse about not using his own money?
Ewww…
What walls between Christians and Jews? (unless he is referring to his own church} Is he comparing the relationship between Christians ans Jews to the problem 1.2 billion crazies have with the rest of the world, trying to acquire nukes so they can do some real damage?
Obama is suggesting that everybody is responsible for Islamic terrorism, basically legitimized their ridiculous claims. F him and his world agenda. This moron will get us into greater wars, if not during his term in office than sometime later, much like Carter mishandled Iran 30 years ago and led us into a quagmire called state sponsored terrorism.
What term in office? McCain is going to win in a landslide (I’ll make sure McCain get my vote).
he is an extremist (by osmosis thank you Rev. Wright)
so assumes we ALL think like he does
(as example those “bred” women for Warren Jeffs (or Utah in general) think THEY are sane)
scary
ok that was mean to diss a whole state but you know what I mean (hopefully)
lmao I swear I am parenthetically challenged EVERY day boi
smack me
Fine and dandy, just leave that Sharia law right where it is because we are NOT going to put up with “cultural” “Honor” murders.
Only Long lasting democracy (at least until now) coming to the aid of any country, donating more than the rest of the world combined.
Black liberation shit.
Freeing Europe from the Nazis (WW I was also about some German Issues), Defeating Japan, bringing down the Soviet Union…….
Criticizing the US, not McCain, not the republicans but the entire country and it’s history in front of Germans, is the way to win elections.
fine let him be the apologist to the world
and then when he loses in a landslide back on THIS side of the Atlantic he can go run for office over there! He’ll have a natural base already built up. Perrrrrrfect! Hasta la Vista Baby!
I wish we could vote Present.
LOL!!
“American is a downright mean country in 2008″- Michelle Obama
I know. May be the HoBOs should move to Afghanistan since they couldn’t give two craps for their own hometown which just so happens to be situated smack-dab in the middle of this downright mean counrty.
They ought to keep their eldest out of the limelight. She’s getting to be just like them and that’s a terrible thing for a litte one. She won’t be able to handle required community service in grade school and the draft when she’s elgible in 7 years.
and McCain said a while ago:
“…I am not so bold as to say I am here to save my country. I just remember how many times my country saved me.”
(paraphrase)
aww blub….
gotta love that he loves America
especially after the constant stream of criticism about every facet of our society, culture, history, and mannerisms from Uhhbama and his string of associates…
Obama sounds like the flippin anti christ.
did you see that ass obama had his campaign signs and pics at the wailing wall in jeruselum ? in that holy city, what a complete ass…..i hope that all the jewish people are truly offended by his dispicable behavior.
baghdad bo bo — lololol that was hilarious. Somebody writes Obama’s speeches does anyone know that Christians and Jews don’t need a wall separating them. OMG
Memo to Bagdad Bob :
This particular issue will be covered in depth during weeks 3-4 of the initial cultural re-education segment during Indoctrination. The Seminar will be headed by Pastor Wright who is expected to head the Panel formulating our New National Religion. The Title of Part 1 of the seminar is ” Who is Jesus, Really and What was he tryin to tell us ” The Seminar will include approved teaching materials, A new and expanded Bible with full color illustrations, and most exciting a New coloring Book with action Figures of selected and approved biblical figures that reflect our Real History. There will be Kareoke and The New Party is sponsoring a contest for choosing a new name for Jesus that better reflects his true identity and Our History. Winners win a dinner date with Dear Leader. Sign Up Now at your local New Party HQ.
Sincerely,
Commissar Donna Brazeal. New Party for a New America
Obama is a fraud and a jerk. I hope he stops off in Kenya and stays.
Obama is a fraud and a jerk. I hope he stops off in Kenya and stays there.
Well Done Uppity….and very funny but to the point….A sharp Point.
“You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of Obamanation. That’s the signpost up ahead–your next stop, the ” Obama Zone!”
Aren’t you supposed to be in the library studying?
No, they use the Cliff and Monarch Notes these days.
Oops, I forgot.
You must be new here. I forgive you.
Wait a second, you are using Fox News as your shield? This place has to be a Lyndon LaRouche front or at least an offshoot of “Little Green Retards”.
So let me try to recap where we are: BHO and the DNC stole the title of presumptive D candidate from HRC even though most experts were saying since March that she really had no chance of winning and therefore everyone sucks except PUMA and John McCain. You better hope that the “whitey tape” is for real to save your sorry assess.
why don’t you save your sorry ass and head on over to Obamaland. JERK
Save our sorry asses from Obama, you must mean. Will we be verboten in Obamanation?
You’re voting for Bush 3 bot and you can’t even see it..
I’m sorry you’re such in a grumpy mood. I know it must hurt for you to sit down. Next time we go camping, I promise not to forget to bring the lube.
I’ll spit on it and you back on up.
It’ll be fun to double tag team on It’s Me Again.
I see it as a civic duty.
ouch that’s a grande una
snicker
That’s the understatement of the year.
I could do a REALLY long answer to this bullshit, and I would if I thought you were important enough to matter.
It appears that “It’s me again” was tagged in by Kellie.
She got cut up pretty bad in the other topic and called in reinforcements. Personally I give Kellie the nod. She’s at least slightly creative in her insults.
The Political Machine at aol can use you. The postings there are way way way down…You will be embraced and loved since you also serve Obama.
yes, the aol political machine is like the national enquirer of the blogs. nasty trolls have taken over there.
Keep it up, it’s me again–you’re doing just fine. It is your brand of idiocy that has helped HRC supporters decide not to support Il Dufus.
Meanwhile, your candidate will make an excellent cardboard cutout in the Senate after he loses in November.
LOL cardboard cut-outs! So fresh, and so clean
he’s probably got a few of those in his closet too.
He has them around his table at home to practice his speechifyin’, don’t you know.
I live in Michigan and I can tell you Obama and the DNC stole my vote, this was the plan of the DNC since Nov. 5, 2004, “WHY AMERICANS HATE DEMOCRATS” How To Tap Into The Obama Factor, by Donna Brazile
http://www.slate.com/id/2109328
It must be really hard on you since you now realize what a tool you have been to support a nominee that wishes US defeat in Iraq.
Obamabots are not patriotic Americans for wishing defeat and retreat in Iraq.
Obama lied about our troops success in the surge
McCain wants victory with honor!
Obama wishes the world to win against America.
My vote and millions of others are the Firewall against American defeat in the world.
We must protect American Honor and complete the job of building a democratic Iraq.
Seattle — Michelle and BO both hate America and Obama is not ashamed to tell the rest of the world. Jesus wept
As usual, the Republicans have the flag-waving dumbass vote all sewn up. That’s why they tend to be difficult to defeat on a national level. Watch and learn how it’s done, you flag-waving moron.
For the record, I am as patriotic as you; I’m just capable of actually studying the war in Iraq and I’m also capable of thinking, speaking and writing in more than grade-school bumper stickers like “victory with honor.” What utter horseshit, to imagine that America can ever achieve anything like honor in a country that we have, through malevolent incompetence, torn limb from limb. Jesus, you’re disgusting.
For the record, the war we launched under false pretenses in order to steal Iraq’s oil wealth for the enjoyment of BP and Exxon has now killed probably upwards of half a million Iraqi civilians, displaced millions more, utterly decimated their entire country, and set loose sectarian violence which, if you think it’s really permanently over, you are even stupider than the current Commander in Chief. To even mouth the words “victory with honor” in relation to this horrific, historic international crime is to desecrate the memory of both the masses of Iraqis who’ve been butchered and the American men and women in the armed services who were sacrificed on the altar of Karl Rove’s reelection plan and Dick Cheney’s 300,000 unsold Halliburton stock options. Repulsive to imagine that any American is still willing to salute these scumbags and call them patriots. For the record, idiot, they are thieves: they have stolen your children’s econmomic future and are still trying to steal the Iraqi people’s entire national wealth by privatizing their oil industry and turning over 100% of the profits to western petroleum companies, all at the point of a gun. And that hypocritical fraud McCain is willing to mouth those platitudes and buy into the same bullshit if it gets him into the Oval Office before he goes entirely senile. Do some fucking research before you go bleating about “victory with honor,” you clown. The ghosts of tens of thousands of blown-up Iraqi children scream out every time an American salutes our “victory” in Iraq while their decimated cities are still smoking.
It’s a new day sf…
A democratic Iraq rich like the other pro western oil countries is within reach.
A few years from now Iraq will be a prime investment.
I’m bullish on Iraq!
Just so that you know..
Overthrowing a Stalinist dictatorship in Iraq and building a pro western democratic country uniquely allied with the United States is worth the effort.
I don’t mean to shock you sf but I do believe someday soon the Iraq war will be looked on as a Brilliant Strategy to prevent global resource wars by having an American presence in the heart of the middle east.
You sound so defeated now sf.
You are losing now by wishing defeat and humiliation and acting Anti-American.
The American people no longer support your view!
ASK Tom Harkin who objected to the one-sided coverage that the troops got, courtesy of a Pentagon decree, MANY YEARS ago, when RUMSFELD was still SECDEF…It was NOT OBAMA who came up with this Lightbulb Moment–it was a genuine liberal, not a, dare I say “faux” one.
He is blatantly stealing this issue from Senator Tom Harkin. Like he steals all issues. He pulled this shit in the IL legislature too–taking credit for the work of others.
He should be ashamed of himself that he hadn’t followed the discourse and LEGISLATION (Yes, Harkin introduced LEGISLATION about media bias on military installations), but instead, acts like all this just happened YESTERDAY or something–because Iraq and Afghanistan didn’t matter until HE showed up, perhaps? Fucking tool.
Please.
He’s a pandering copycat.
PSSST….if they THINK he’s protesting media bias for the poor little troops, they’ll FORGET about his mendacious FISA VOTE.
That’s what this bullshit is all about. He’s trying to pull back those disaffected idiots over at Kos with this meaningless load of crapola.
It was the Obama campaign and the corporate media saying HRC could not win, not “most experts.” Who knew that the DNC and Nancy Pelosi were going to jump in to select Obama? Just like the Supreme Court did for Bush in 2000.
This part of the speech really got under my skin.
Can you say “Race Card!”
I know that I don’t look like the Americans who’ve previously spoken in this great city.
The journey that led me here is improbable. My mother was born in the heartland of America, but my father grew up herding goats in Kenya. His father — my grandfather — was a cook, a domestic servant to the British.
Here’s the complete transcript
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm
Well, I belong to the human race, and I am sure that I am just one of many in the the human race. What race does he belong to????
da political race
hehehehe.
Racist bustard. The N word is showing up on a lot of sites lately, much more than I have ever seen before, and that’s his fault.
The free trade globalists are behind this phoney Frankenstein. It’s clear enough from this speech.
Before anybody takes in this dose of Kool-Aid, they would be well-advised to spend a few hours checking out Naomi Klein’s “Shock Doctrine.”
People of Germany, People of the World, People of the United States of America. WAKE UP! TAKE CONTROL!
Ziggy Brzezinski is an Obama advisor, he was National security Advisor for Jimmy Carter. Obama is promoted by this same group of Internationalists that put Carter in the White House. They have lots of money to promote their agenda, George Soros too.
What, are these guys going to finally take care of business with Iran or something??? Are they with Sunnah? What are they doing in the Middle East that we have no clue? Did Obama not meet alone (or with only closest advisors) with agents and military of those foreign govts. this week???
Right BO — You telling Germans they are Nazis? What a clown this man is.
Thanks for the link, listening to Rev Wright…,ooops I mean BO makes my skin crawl. Reading it is better.
Good reading, Uppity Woman, thank you
Senators Reed and Hagle are both veterans…I wonder how they have kept from “hurling” while standing side by side with this jerk! Anyone who by-passed those hospitals is pathetic…although the patients may be grateful!
They are blinded by the dollar signs they see when they look at the O. It’s all about the O.
r u sure the o isnt oprah in drag for obama ?
It’s a shame that he doesn’t go out into the streets of Chicago and tell them about his wonderous miracles to come. Now that would be a gig. He could speak from the steps of his own mansion.
He’s in the wrong place at the wrong time and he accomplished nothing. He should go and tell his neighbors that he comes to them as a citizen and not a presidential candidate and see how that flies.
I am sure he is very proud of himself today.
What a creep!
That’s right, notice how his hometown of Chicago (even that is fake) is conspicuously absent from his media world tour. Nothing to see there that would lend his candidacy any credibility, but he’s sure to strike gold in Germany, where he’s never been.
Speaking of fake, aol is telling about Obama’s great uncle liberating that concentration camp. Was on there yesterday and today. Didn’t someone here prove that a LIE?
Lie, what? That was refined already. Except for the part where the liberator holed up in the attic for 6 months after coming home from his stint.
That was the same speech where he was glad to be there to see all the fallen heroes. That just got edited though. No need to refine, however.
BTW, HoBO didn’t look much like his American great uncle either.
tzada — Auschwitz was liberated by the Russians. Obama lies and the media gives him cover. Shameful
Chicago is holed up in the same closet with his Granny, his bogus documents, the foreign press, the vets in the hospital…etc. (not to be confused with that which is already under the proverbial bus).
Rumor has it the French are not interested in His Hindass and his marketeers wish they would have bagged the drop by.
Did I miss him walking on water? He’s probably going to save that gig for the Potomac. The Big Finale.
Is he really sticking to the story that his dear, devoted dad was a goat herder?
Where is the footage of Obama returning home to Hawaii to visit with grandma? Maybe he can have a big ‘ol family reunion at the Chicago manse and bring the Hawaiian and Kenyan (Kansan, Indonesian, etc.) sides of his family together. That would make for a swell People Magazine cover.
a rejection by the Franciase would be tres ironique, no?
he can say ‘Merci Beaucoup’ as they perfect their sardonic look….
Patti, he can’t go onto the streets of Chicago.It’s too dangerous. Safer in Iraq right now. I mean,