Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama?
By Uppity Woman on August 9, 2008 at 6:00 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs
I have some very bad news, readers.
I am a dismal failure.
Alas, I just took the Obama test: Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama?. As as you can see, I did very poorly. The test asks the question we all need the answer to. After reading this warning, I wanted to do well!:
“Barack Obama has very high standards. As your president, Barack will demand that you do your best and that you don’t embarrass him.
Take this test to determine whether you’re qualified to be one of those who Barack will be president of.
Sigh………..here’s my score.
Honestly, I don’t know where I went wrong!
I mean I said I wasn’t bitter! Ok Ok, maybe it was all those Honesty questions. Or maybe it’s because I don’t speak a lot of different languages like he doesn’t does.
I mean, I even gave him he benefit of the doubt a few times just like his blind followers do all the time. That means I lied. But all I know is I failed miserably. I make a terrible Obama sycophant! I feel so left inadequate now.
Uppity,
I lied but only a little, and my score was 27 (the comment was: “Where do they find people like you. Barack is very disappointed”.
UGH! Take the test over! Disappointment isn’t embarrassment especially when it comes to Obama.
Proud to be an Embarrassment to Barack!
I told you I lied, when I took the test again I got a 13.
I got 72, but I was being sarcastic, and I lied about being able to speak French. It could come in handy in the resistance.
72 ?!?!?!? You cheated!
lmao I went for coordinator Major
scored 35.
I have promise just need tobrush up on The Glorious One’s writings.
hahahahaha
I think you may want to stick a T in there as THE benefit of the doubt?
just mentioning
and if there is a real test I’m too afraid to take it right now
I’m a chicken to go to his website.
skerwwy
Dawnelle, me too! I’m still shaking from a misadventure I had a little while ago looking something up…
On the side…do you remember writing these words today? NO thanks
Something very weird because I was composing a comment at the very same time…I was writing those exact words when it flew the coop and posted. Too crazy for me and I am definitely going to have something on the rocks to calm my nerves.
no chit? HA! What a co-inky-dinky!
Don’t worry Dawnelle! I KNOW you’re an embarrassment to Barack.
I should’ve joined his army, then I wouldn’t have scored a 17.
I’m surprised they didn’t ask if I was pre, peri or post.
If you can’t generate enough suction with your mouth, then you’ll never score high enough in the Obama test.
I got 27 too!! I wish it wasn’t so high, but as long as I’m a disappointment to Obama!!
My score was 29 but he was still dissappointed. I’m afraid there’s no way to pass this test. Barack is way too good for all of us.
lol, I got 22, very disappointed and I am from the UK!! I should be part of his eurolovefest!! NOT
Hillary Clinton for President
Nah, they don’t speak French in the UK.
Okay. I’m not sure if I’m going to even look at the test because if this is good enough for Omama…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnLbNGQ4WMo
then I KNOW I’ll flunk.
alexei, you obviously love Barky!
20
I am sooooooo ashamed
I am a disappointment…..oh F’ing well!!!
I challenge Obama to take this test, he will score lower than 13, because he flip flops so much, he doesn’t even know what the uhhhh hell he is uhhhh talking about !!!! Lol ….he is a loser and an embarrassment to himself !!!!
I got:
“You scored 50
You show much promise, but there is room for improvement. Consider volunteering for the campaign.”
I was honest, but they want me anyway. I think the 5+ languages made up for; revulsion, joining the resistance, and Obama makes his own truth. I guess that’s my room for improvement.
BO is past the point where if he improved 200%, I still couldn’t vote for him.
He’s a wanker.
You scored 14
You’re an embarrassment to Barack.
Hell yeah I’m joining the Resistance if Obama becomes President.
I bookmarked the John Birch Society
just in case
Moss:
Here’s hoping we’re never that desperate.
I’m noticing in quite a few different places online they’re really hammering home the “Is Obama eligible to run for President?”
It’s picking up steam!!! The MSM will of course be the last people to know when and if the story breaks.
What a change for me.
I was carrying the banner for the Republican gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi in a parade today.
What a liberating feeling to be the most coveted demographic..
The swing vote!
Reagan Clinton McCain democrats.
I made sure I talked to some democrats today about why I was voting Straight Republican
I don’t recognize the democrats!
Democrats are thugs and thieves!
They are a danger to my way of life!
They wish defeat for America!
America First!!
Always!
…waving to chick.
Uppity,
I guess you have me figured out!
I scored 20. Probably because I said I wouldn’t join his whatever civilian team it’s called because it creeps me out was better than saying I’d join the resistance.
Come on man, I don’t want to be a civilian goon squad member for either side. I just want to hide under my blankie!!!!!
Whhhhaaaaaa! So afraid right now!
It will be okay!
Here’s something for you and all PUMAs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ionFwC1UUUw
Nice. Moving. I teared up a litte.
I scored a 15, and I was being honest too!
I am an embarrasment to Hussein Obama…
Michelle Obama is a skanky blow job queen. I hate Obama. God damn Michelle Obama!
OKAY….I’m dyin here….This whole thing is gettin hysterical….LOL
It’s great to know who I am…
My Bitter moss back got a 13
Note: this test is only open to U.S. citizens, household pets, made-up names, and fictional characters
who are registered to vote and to “undocumented workers” who live in areas where they don’t check IDs at polling places
LMAO! Loved reading this at the bottom of the page.
oh, I forgot to read the instructions, I am a UK dweller, so I slipped through the Obama net. I got the grand total of 22. Two little ducks quack quack!
Made up names are OK, Tea “hussein” Mug, so I guess you’re OK to take the test.
But that English thing is still an embarrassment.
Test is also open to dead people from Chicago who still vote by absentee ballot.
urrggg! first I was only a ‘disappointment’ too but I did it again and now I’m an ‘embarrassment’!! Yeah!!
OKay…I got a 15….what gives?….Barry is still disappointed in me and I’m sure that if Meeechelle knew me she’d want to scratch my eyes out…chuckle…Do I get a free t-shirt from GAZA now….I think my increasingly bitter Dog Harry got a 10…
Maybe Harry can be a Major in the Resistance…lol
Barack is very disappointed with me!
I only scored 24 on the Obama Test
hmm that looks frighteningly too high
Take the test over or promise you’ll join the Resistance if he becomes President.
I did answer that w/out any prodding!! LOL
The Revolution remember!!
Talkin about (man I love that song)
I was polite on the chicago question and answered suspicious instead of repulsed…lol….took it again and went from 15 to 13….and qualified for embarrassing Barry….and Hey that’s a relief….Whew!
Artist….”disappointed”? Take it again until you are an Embarrassment!
I didn’t take the test yet. I just wanted to send a quick note along to Uppity to cheer her up and to say, don’t to take it so hard. There aren’t any questions about his prophets and their antipathetic stance on garlic noses, are there?
Evertyhing will be alwrong.
Yeah! Where’s my garlic nose question!
Alas I’m an embarrassment, Seems only right, since Obama is an embarrassment to America.
I have to say that this test is skewed a little. It is way too easy for a real person to actually be acceptable, but it could be the model for “teaching to the test.” Teaching how to fail, of course.
I got 21. Do I have to leave the room?
No, you can stay, but only because of your name
Nah…I shoulda gotten at least as embarrassing a score as My increasingly bitter Dog Harry…..It’s rigged
Harry = 10
his human lodger me = 15
I think harry had the advantage of not speaking the required languages….
Harry confirms…aarf!
I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 13 on the Obama Test
Now I’m an official embarrassment…took it again and got a 13…whew
Harry doesn’t look like those guys on the dollar bill. I’m surprised he didn’t score higher. You’re right …I think it was the language thing.
yes..you can join me with 22!!
Hillraiser! Get help!
Ok, I’m going to go and take the test. If you don’t hear form me in a little while, please send out a search and rescue team.
Breaking news:
http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/
I’m so impatient regarding Obama’s eligibility. Faster please!
Actually, my hats off to everyone that has worked so hard to research on behalf of the American people.
I can’t wait to read the full report.
WHOA! You GO GIRL!! W00T!!
Uppity,
The test is biased and wrong.
Obama is not good enough for America.
I think I got hung up on the # of States.
Anyone know the correct number?
I said 50, but I should be allowed to say 50 because I am UK. I don’t think I learnt that part of American states movie at school, unless I missed it!! I don’t know the answer, would love to know though.
The correct answer is 50, just in case anybody didn’t know it.
Hey, that’s OK. In Business School here in the US, they teach that ETHICS is a county in East Anglia!
57.
Damn, I got a 13. I really wanted to get lower. I took it several times, but couldn’t make it go any lower than that. It sucks. I would LOVE to score a zero!!
The PurpleChiten has spoken
http://purplechiten.wordpress.com
I think you have to be a non human to get lower because of the language question…chuckle….
Got down to 12. I thought the .5 under language was my blood alcohol level….
I took it and scored ‘34′ which is a DARNED sight better than your sorry score, but even so I guess I’m just not good enough. After smacking me with a rolled up newspaper, they said:
“You scored 34. Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.”
The first time I got a 26. The second a 12. I wonder if I can get a 0 like his new hand symbol.
Uppity! Are we soul sisters or something???? I got the exact same score!
you joining the Resistance too?
I am and I’m not even taking it twice!
HEY MOM! You ready for the show tonight? W00T!
Hey Mom, Me joining the Resistance? I AM the resistance. I am everything OBigHead hates in a woman. Which is good because he is everything I hate in a manchild.
Hell, here is my score:
Where you went wrong was in actually taking the test. You shouldn’t have, but if someone asked you about it. Say: “the test? oh, yes, I’m sure I took it. And did expertly on it” If asked for proof, then you say: “oh you wish to see the actual test? well….uuhhhh….that is…..ummmmm….something…..you know….I think I did not realize I would be accused of trying to hide something and so….ummmmmm….uhhhh….you know what, I’m going to ask that you direct your questions to Mr Axelrod, while I finish this waffle”.
David Axelrod: “we will gladly produce those documents at the appropriate time, however I would hate to think this line of questioning might be construde as out of line. certainly I don’t suspect Sen. McCain, or Clinton would have been put under THIS type of scrutiny. I don’t want to say there is any type of, you know, bias here, but what else can we think. You know what. We’ll get back to you on this, if we have time…after the
coronationelection.”Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
I scored the following:
You scored 79
Barack is pleased!
Booya!!!!
Ya’ll just didn’t lie enough, or to the appropriate questions!
I’m rigging results at an Obama caucus level now. Whooooh!!!!!
As long as you all understand that web page was started by Obama’s campaign and they are using it to collect data on people who are against Obama.
And, once Obama has been blessed into office, he will use this information after he imposes marshall law.
Anyone who scored less than 100 will be thrown into the newly built federal prisons.
p.s., are you paranoid yet?
Hey…..I thought Dear Leader was movin all the CRACKERS TO UTAH….I want my fema trailer in the new camp in Utah…..lol…..I heard Oprah has her decorator doin the interiors and they sent a GAZA SQUAD to do the landscaping….mkay ?
Don’t worry - I have always been good at faking tests, so I got 90+ and was told The ONE was very pleased with me. So if I do get thrown in one of the new prisons, at the worst I will be a trustie working undercover to help all bad PUMAS and allies to escape!
Hahahah! I’ll share my arugula with you.
>>> imposes marshall law.
Will that mean we all will have to shop at Marshall’s?
No more TJ Maxx or WalMart?
WHat will the penalties be like?
I scored a 22!! I have no idea how I managed to score that high.
snap, me too. we must be twins!
OMG - I scored an 18. I am mortified! Help me! I am becoming Obamaified.
OMG! Barko!!! Get Help Now!
I got 15! LOL
I must have received the 15 because of my cursory understanding of French?
OT
Panthers are beating the Colts!
WooT! And Larry has a new post up!
I scored 14. I feel failure as I was anticipating a clean 0. Now I’ve got to look myself in the mirror and ask if I’m somehow wavering, am I being assimulated?
I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 19 on the Obama Test
heeeey. I scored a 19 too. Where do I pick up my cheese burger?
I am a proud and disgusting person to Obama. I scored 23 mainly because I put 2 since I read and speak a little Spanish and have some sign language skills along with the mother tongue - english. My mother, an english teacher, used to tell us to speak the King’s englIsh!!! Also, we encourage the little one to speak Spanish for fun.
I think it would be wise to have a little bit of a foreign language to excell as a resistance fighter against Obama’s brownshirts.
We will not be rolling over and playin’ dead for Barack!
Hillary 2008, 2012
PUMA!!!
Very cute! This is one test many would want to fail. Because of that, it makes great points!!!
great post/test uppity! mersi bo ku
UGH!
OT: Watching the Olympics
Obama’s commercials are already airing. Grrrrrrr!! Get off my TV screen!
I was honest, lol.
You scored 20
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.
ObamaTest.com
You scored 21
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.
Oh well….
very funny test…..
I received a score of 18 and am so proud to be an embarrassment to OPuke-O
I wont watch the Olympics because I heard that ExcrementO made a huge ad buy.
His physical presence makes me want to OVomit
I am not watching the Olympics because of it being held in China.
Free Tibet!!
I’m sure NBC gave him his spots on the house and promptly kicked back the $5 mil to all concerned.
Cool!!!! I got it down to a 12!!!
ObamaTest.com
You scored 12
You’re an embarrassment to Barack
I got a 12! I’ll sleep better now that I know I’m an embarrassment to Barack and I’m also a typical white woman, so I feel doubly blessed.
I added my own write up for the use of the test, a little exerpt:
Take the test soon, so you can ensure your proper place in
LordMr. Obama’skingdomerrr Presidency making the United States of Obamia once again, a great country as the 57 states come together and stand as one in unity behind The great and generous almighty providence in this great country, The United States of Obamia.It’s a little long and I don’t want to take up too much space here, so check on the rest on my blog (I had to use a thesarus and everything!! LOL
http://purplechiten.wordpress.com/ (just click on my name in blue up there and it’ll take you there)
>>> I had to use a thesarus
Wow! I thought they were extinct! Last time I saw one was the big skeleton at the Museum of Natural History.