The Obama Messiah is a Whiner
By Larry Johnson on August 18, 2008 at 3:30 PM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Barry Soetoro, Current Affairs
There is still a lot of time before voters decide who will be the next President, but the aura of light around Barack “Barry Soetoro” Obama is fading away quickly. Instead of a noble symbol of “hope and change,” Barack/Barry is being pigeonholed as a comic figure. The McCain campaign’s brilliant juxtaposition of Obama as a messianic figure akin to Charlton Heston as Moses is but a preview of coming attractions.
The faux pas are piling up and Barack/Barry is well on his way to becoming a national joke. It is one thing to forget how many states are in the Union. It is another thing to beg off answering a tough question about abortion because, “it is above my pay grade” or to finger the sole African American on the Supreme Court as too inexperienced, uh, I mean “a strong enough jurist, legal thinker for that elevation.”
Well Senator Obama, can you explain why you are such a strong Senator and thinker that your performance after only two years in the Senate qualifies you to be President? Why are you more qualified than Clarence Thomas to be President? Sounds to me like a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Which of the below quotes doesn’t fit in?
A retired CIA buddy of mine sent the following witty
Which of the below quotes doesn’t fit in?
1. “The buck stops here.”
2. *We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
3. “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
4. “That’s above my pay grade.”Will “That’s above my pay grade” become the motto of the Obama administration? It seems to fit in quite well with, “We are the ones that we’ve been waiting for.”
And then there is this:
Looks like we have a sequel to Monty Python’s, Life of Brian.
But then we are subjected to this stupidity by the Obama campaign:
Senator John McCain was not in a “cone of silence” on Saturday night while his rival, Senator Barack Obama, was being interviewed at the Saddleback Church in California… The matter is of interest because Mr. McCain, who followed Mr. Obama’s hourlong appearance in the forum, was asked virtually the same questions as Mr. Obama. Mr. McCain’s performance was well received, raising speculation among some viewers, especially supporters of Mr. Obama, that he was not as isolated during the Obama interview as Mr. Warren implied.
These people are too dumb to be trusted even to walk thru the front door of the White House. Let’s just assume for the sake of argument that John McCain had every damn question in advance and a team of Hollywood writers working on his response. How does that explain Obama’s repeated stumbles? He disses the progressive stance on gay marriage. He waffles on the abortion question and decides its above “his paygrade” (man, is that the essence of no shit analysis or what?). He can’t come up with anything better than his grandma and his wife when asked about smart people to consult with in solving America’s problems. And he failed on this miserably because John McCain cheated?
Good Lord!! If this is the best the Obama campaign can come up with they are going to take an ass whipping on par with what Richard Nixon handed George McGovern. Is it sexist to call Obama a whining bitch? He better be careful about believing he’s the new Messiah. If he tries to walk on water he will sink in a heartbeat and be thrashing the water trying to grab a lifeline.
UPDATED: One of you suggested the following. You’re right. It is HIGH LARIOUS.


He won’t walk on water he’ll just try to skim the surface.
The last one to walk on water got nailed.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS
PUMAS,BUBBAS, AND THOSE PEOPLE RULE
lol. thanks!
Hillary is going to campaign for Obama.
Hillary is going to vote for Obama.
Is Hillary a phony?
Is Hillary stupid?
Or is Larry Johnson stupid?
Do you have a point bot? There’s no robots here.
Obama is a phony.
Obama is a charlatan.
Are Obamabots that stupid?
Yes, they are!
How do you know Hillary is going to vote for Obama? It seems she’s just covering her ass by making nice. ALL POLITICIANS ARE PHONY. But Obama is a whiny, bitchy, spineless, sellout phony, too.
politicians play politics, they wouldn’t be a good politician if they didn’t. The difference between a politician like Obama and Clinton is that Obama only does whatever serves his own interest. The Clintons both serve the people and their own interest. I do not care if a politician gains money and power and even privilege of sorts by playing politics. What I do care about is the Obama types who only seek to gain money, power and privilege while stepping on the people who helped them get their and then throw those people to fend for themselves!
BoooHOooo, diapers, pacifier, wipeys, sippy cup. Cry baby.
I would bet my next two paychecks that Hillary will vote for her good friend, John McCain.
Hillary’s demonsrated enthusiasm for Obama is exceeded only by that of a hung over traveling salesman attending his own morning-after shotgun wedding, having been caught in the sack by Dad and the older brothers.
And who is to say just which candidate Hillary will cast her vote for in the privacy of the voting booth?
You don’t know how Clinton will vote. Get real. That is why we have secret ballots.
To Hillary is a. Hillary promised early in the primary season she would support the Democratic Party’s nominee. She is an honorable person and she keeps her word. When asked if she would support Hillary if she were the nominee, Michele Obama said she would have to think about it. Michele Obama has no honor, only ambition. Hillary said she would work her heart out to elect a Democrat in November. She is an honorable person. When asked in a debate if he would support the nominee, Barack Obama had to think about his answer and only answered after being asked a second time. He is not honorable. Just ambitious. Will Hillary vote for Obama? Her vote is private just like everyone else, so we’ll never know, will we? Over eighteen million people voted for Hillary because they know she is brilliant and capable. No, Hillary is not stupid. Is Larry stupid? This is his blog and you are posting here, so it would seem you are the stupid one.
Well said!
It’s so obvious Nimrod, Hillary has been screwed by the DNC, there is only one thing she can do…bide her time. Do you really believe an intelligent woman like HRC truly supports an unqualified poser like BHO? Wake up!!! When BO loses in November (quite likely by a landslide margin) Hillary will be actively organizing her 2012 campaign and WE, the real Democrats, will be kicking out Pelosi, Dean and Brazille. As for BO, well maybe Europe needs a King somewhere. I hear the Germans used to like crazy dictators, so… It’s McCain 08 baby, and Clinton 12!!!!
We are separate from Hillary. See?
Hillary = own person
Supporters = individuals
I know this is a very difficult concept for cultists to understand, but we do not follow her like a Messiah, like other fools.
That concept is really difficult for the Obama faithful to grasp - being capable of independent thought.
Hillary = experienced
Obama = inexperienced
They struggled with this concept as well.
Trust me, when the voting booth curtain closes Hillary, Bill and Chelsea will join millions of clinton supporters who will vote for McCain.
Then they will come out smile, say they supported Obama as we await the returns, well hillary will say that and Bill will say the right to vote by secret ballot is an honored tradition and he will uphold that and not declare who he voted for.
Around midnight on election night MSNBC will still be insisting that state X and state Y and State Z are too close to call while Fox will have called the election for McCain.
The Following week all the media obuttheads will be pissing and moaning and whining and complaining about what a bunch of racists this country is full of and how unfair it was.
Then the blowback will begin as the Obama shackles slip off the media and more and more analysis will come that it wasnt his race but his inexperience his empty rhetoric and his record of do nothing mean nothing stand for nothing that did him in.
All the Media whores who have been Oblowing the messiah will fall over each other trying to be the first to give the critical analysis of why he would never have one and explain that they alone among their colleagues new this but were ignored even though they insisted that it was wrong to mislead the public in private to their editors.
And that will be followed by more and more by golly hillary was right analysis or the Hillary was to blame analysis.
By Inauguration day Obama will be trying to explain how he has done nothing wrong and the indictment for his involvement in the kitchen cabinet chicago scheme is just a politically motivated attack on his holiness and he is not criminal.
At some point Rezko starts to sing like a canary.
Don’t worry koolaid drinkers, just because he wont win in november doesn’t mean there wont be plenty of Odrama for you to fixate on.
Love it.
EXCELLENT analysis. I’d say we should save this to show how exactly spot on you are because I too believe that this is exactly how things will play out.
Although Hillary will make nice and use her SD vote for Obama at the convention, I wouldn’t bet on her voting for him in November - I’d bet money that in the privacy of the voting booth she’ll be voting for McCain. But of course we’ll never know for sure.
The more scared Obama disciples get the more insults they hurl. But they just can’t hit a moving anti-Obama target.
Larry Johnson is beyond stupid. he is a real pig with a very bad haircut. i can be just as trivial in my attacks as Larry is in his attacks on Obama, which are relentless and usually baseless but who cares when you are riding fast on the obama-hate train.
How do YOU know who Hillary is going to vote for? Oh, right. I forgot. That part is rigged too.
And leave an OILY wake.
Yes, because the fish he brings to share with the masses is rotten.
He’ll windsurf, and all the Obots will believe he walked on water. All the rest of the nation will just groan.
Obama is such a loser. To think our democratic party picked this sub-human to become our nominee let alone run for POTUS. Obama is the scariest person to ever be elected to any office in the United States. I hope the mass news media loses so many viewers that they have to have a big lay off of these “supposed journalists”. Thanks Larry, as always a good read.
Andrea Mitchell’s “McCain had the questions in advance” is some of the the most irresponsible and unethical reporting I’ve seen thus far. She has been in the tank for Obama for many months. Too bad Obama snubbed her for a private interview on his world [learning] tour. Why doesn’t she just lock yourself in her bedroom with that dildo she coincidentally calls “Barry” until, say, November 5? She’d be doing us a great favor.
I agree; we’re rapidly reaching a point where the internet may wrest the primacy away from TV for news reporting. MSNBC in particular is leading the field in buffooneries.
To be fair, she said only that some of the Obama people were wondering off-camera if McCain had somehow heard the questions put to Obama. She only reported the existance of the rumor, not the rumor itself. Still, in my opinion it was irresponsible of her to even bring it up to begin with, absent any compelling evidence that McCain had, in fact, heard the questions that Rev. Warren put to Obama.
And she should know better. She’s as old as Johnny Mac himself and has to be somewhat acquainted with his ability to present his ideas in front of his own base, for God’s sake.
He ran for president once, he’s been a Senator how many years…you think he might have some appreciation of issues that would be brought up at a meeting of evangelicals? This is just another instance of the MSM enablers avoiding the obvious when their boy SoeBama messes up. It must be the Emperor’s New Clothes syndrome.
She sure didn’t ever bring up the fact there were rumors “out there” about John Edwards.
Bill Clinton was right in asserting that the MSM IS Obama’s demographic. Whether he wins or not, we will likely continue to see the Obama model of (A) Appealling/winning over the dispensers of information/messages (The MSM) to (B) sell/market a product to the ignorant masses. Obama’s logos, advertisements, etc…it’s all Marketing as if one big commercial for American Idol or something. MSM like Andrea Mitchell are drunk off of Obama’s New Coke.
Up to a point it is marketing. Barry and his handlers (ministers of propaganda) however, are now using propaganda to advance their cause.
This post libels dildoes everywhere.
Yeah I bet she does have a Barry dildo, if I had Allen Greenspan for a husband, I probably would have a dildo too but it would not be a Barry one.
Andrea Mitchell is pathetic.
>>> if I had Allen Greenspan for a husband, I probably would have a dildo too
All those years on the DC beat, she probably has one from McCullogh…2 cycle engine-powered.
Noisy, but cheaper than rewiring the boudoir for 240 Volts.
She was singled out, too. Kudos to the McCain campaign for calling her out on being such a shill for Obambi.
She went out on a limb and quoted the Obama campaigns talking points as fact, just like most of the talking heads did during the primary. The McCain campaign slapped her off of that limb so fast she didn’t know what hit her. Let’s see how many more of them try it. I hope the next one called out by McCain is either KO or David Shuster.
McCain called out NBC too. Said they gave much better press.
better press to Barry S that is. Only McCain isn’t as rude as I am and called him Senator Obama.
The BO campaign’s accusations are completely bogus. His organization is so tightly controlled that there is no way Axelrove would have allowed Obama to participate without knowing the general substance of the questions in advance.
If Axelrove thought for one minute that Obama would be side-swiped, he would have made an excuse to decline the forum.
nice comment here - real class at noquarter.
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Yeah right, lol, you think the Detroit riots were bad.
WHAT OBAMA REALLY MEANT on the Faith Forum Abortion Question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAKf_hnQbZA
Absolutely Hilarious!!!!
LMAO so sad it’s hillarious. Two wind tunnels side by side …:-O
omg i was searching youtube for his pay grade answer to show my friend and that popped up. we were rolling on the floor.
LOL…Why is it she made more sense than he did?
I was wondering the same thing.
Thanks for sharing; that was HYSTERICAL!!
Me, too, she was much more articulate!
Dual Air Bags?
Good one, but wait for the shrieking about juxtaposing a blonde with BO. What’s with the Blonde card!! This will hurt his black image.
Did you see the leaning tower of Pizza phallic symbol? If you blink you will miss it. watch it again.
RFLMAO Uncle Jerry….You could be Wriiight ! Great Post Larry and thanks for the videos. Obama/Soetero….sigh….Wastes soooo much Oxygen saying NOTHING….
And he aint’ no eye candy….So What’s the point to Barry ? Is there a Point to Barry…..aside from installation of FASCISTS…..but I digress….chuckle….
I too, could not believe that they had the ‘audacity’ to claim that McCain must have heard the questions prior to having them asked of him as he was able to answer so well. Anytime Barry looks bad, there is a finger pointed elsewhere. How in the world can anyone believe that he can lead when he can’t take responsibility for his own shortcomings? And when will the public tire of the constant excuses and finger pointing methodology employed? I think the answer to that is “Now.” Enough is enough.
I had to laugh when I heard this. What is their explanation for his sh*tty performance in the 27 or so democratic debates, where he arguably came in last in every one. Were all 6 candidates given the questions in advance, except for him? Or were the other candidates actually just more qualified to answer the questions, due to their superior (you guessed it) experience.
The whining from the Obama camp about McCain supposedly having “cheated” is all the more laughable when one remembers that Rev. Warren wasn’t asking the two candidates to name all 50 state capitals (or in Obambi’s case, all 57) or explain Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity.
Instead, he asked very basic, straightforward questions … the kind of questions that any serious candidate for president should have been able to answer quickly and decisively. So what if McCain knew what questions were coming? (And by the way, there’s absolutely no evidence whatsoever that he did, only the Obamabots’ refusal to believe that The Messiah could be upstaged so easily by old John McSame.) It wouldn’t have mattered a whit.
The Obama people are feeling it start to slip away. They were hoping that they could keep a majority of the public mezmerized for another 2 1/2 months. But as I always knew would be the case, they’ve gotten over their initial infatuation with Obama and they’re now taking a close look at what’s really under the hood.
What I find hilarious is that they were given a couple of questions in advance, one along the lines of ‘who do you go to for advice?’ That BO had that question in advance and still answered the way he did speaks volumes. How safe do you feel that he would go to Michelle first if Russia attacked Georgia? Or that Russia is threatening nuclear retaliation?
What a tool!
That’s a bloody nightmare.
I am sure Michelle will says “$600? That is only enough to buy a pair of earrings! Get me some Russian earring, Barack! If that means giving them Georgia, so be it!”
You bet she would. And then she’d say something like, “forget the football, save my bling”. Christ.
Reminds me of when Jimmy Carter said, during his 1976 debates with Gerald Ford, that he talked with his daughter Amy about the relative dangers of nuclear proliferation. Amy was, I think, about 9 at the time.
The thrill is gone. About friggin’ time!
They live in a parallel Bobo bamboozled universe. Or, it could be most of them were still in elementary school the last time John McCain ran for president, and they can’t comprehend that a seasoned politician may have a clue as to what questions will be coming from Rick fricking Warren.
Little children running amok around a rookie n00b candidate. Sounds like a sure recipe for disaster to me!
LOL, add the BLT crowd and crazy Howard (Dizzy) Dean, the MSM could be having a field day with this bunch, AND doing wonders for their ratings to boot, but NO…they have to pretend the Obamessiah is the answer to the world’s problems…en francais…and they are dying a slow painful death with him.
I say: Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch!
LOL again
He (Warren) asked questions for which there is no wrong or right answer perse. He asked questions trying to glean an idea as to the moral make up of the individual candidate. And we did get a better picture. When an audience likes the other candidate, Barry Soretoes (and fingers, apparently) can’t take any further rejection, so the other person must have CHEATED …. does him want his Michelle to make him feel better? Poor baby?!
One of the first new words that Barry learned as a child when he lived in Indonesia was CHEATER and according to the article I read he used to yell “cheater” often.
Seems like he found calling someone cheater worked for him — caught the attention of adults, perhaps?
So Hillary cheater because she’s female — cheater Hillary.
McCain is a cheater because he’s older and has had more practice on the Federal level — cheater McCain.
Soetoro is still a little boy — using his little boy strategies.
Using the race card is another version of cheater — whites cheated.
The sooner Barry Soetoro can be sent to the big house in Chicago — the better for this nation.
Barry Soetoro is the cheater — he has a pattern of cheating in elections. Alice Walker — exhibit A.
PUMA
NBC Brian Williams is going to talk about McCain’s “supposed “cone of silence” on the news… bet we know how he will spin it. It will be on the evening news.
Well
shovel mouth Adrea Mitchell “covered” the story, and twisted it as much as possible, considering the scrutiny she is under now. Maybe Barry will chose her for VP? Or maybe hubby Greenspan?Obama’s mad because he is used to following Hillary and just saying “what she said”. This time he had to go first and he was completely lost.
Tough shit. Learn the issues before you go into a debate, idiot. Crying about McCain had all of a half hour to come up with better answers to every question just means he started off better prepared. Obama spent the previous week partying and McCain spent the week studying.
This is just beyond belief. Obama needs so much propping up after a one-on-one with a pastor… and this was not even a real debate!
The Republicans must be just peeing their pants with glee. Poor Barack is like a bunny who is about to be chased down then torn to pieces by the hounds.
When one speaks from the heart, it doesn’t matter if they know the question ahead of time… …CASE AND POINT!
They thought they would play fair?
The rookie got punked.
This is the beginning of the end for Obama. People are starting to see him for the dork that he is.
Unsuccessful Democratic candidacies tend to have that “Dukakis in the tank” moment; Kerry had it with his wind surfing. Obama is coming perilously close with that performance Saturday and the justly ridiculed “pay grade” comment.
By how many electoral votes will he lose? I don’t know because, uh, it’s, (you know), above my pay grade.
Please let him fall before the convention. Dear God, let Hillary win the election.
Barack/Barry Soetoro is the laughing stock in politics all around the world, not only does he lie and flip flop but he is a disgusting INHUMAN PIG for voting to let live birth abortion babies die on a table. I really don’t care if one is pro or con abortion( I happen to be pro choice) but to leave a LIVE human being to die like an animal is beyond me.
ANYONE who is thinking of voting for Obambi should seriously look deep within themselves and think about those live birth abortion babies left to die, I mean really, how the fu_k can ANYONE get behind that and think it is ok.
Most normal people would not leave an animal to die in distress but Obambi votes to let live birth abortion babies die, wake up Obambi supporters, it’s not too late, walk away from this guy, he IS BAD NEWS!!
I agree. I support abortion rights in the first trimester. But I am sickened and repulsed by partial birth abortions and anyone who would actually think it’s premissable to kill a live baby on the table AFTER it’s actually been born is beneath contempt.
I am sickened and repulsed by someone who can’t give a straight answer and doesn’t have the balls to state his true opinion.
God willing you will never need a D&X (what the medical procedure is really called). Too bad your lack of education will make it impossible for women who do need it to have one.
http://www.womensenews.org/article.cfm/dyn/aid/2046/
The government has no business making medical decisions for private citizens.
I am in complete agreement. I am also pro-choice but this is beyond the pale. WRONG!
Punk Barry Soetoro, whawaawawawa. He needs his huggy pillow(teleprompter).
Hillary had him pegged to a tee (pillow), lol.
Obama even said - I cheated on this question and did research before I came. WTF - Andrea (stupid bitch) Mitchell never brought that up - he actually said “I cheated!!!!!” So, she turns it around on McCain. They did this constantly to Hillary.
The media looks like total fools. I don’t know who I can’t stand more - Obama or the media.
Where are the Saddleback polls? Has the MSM conducted polls and are afraid to release them? I am quite sure that if McCain would have performed not as good as he did, we would have seen polls by now.
I don’t know if the most recent Gallup & Rasmussen tracking polls fully reflect the Saddleback debate yet. But I do note that on Politico.com today, for the first time, McCain is shown as having more electoral votes than Obama. McCain has drawn even or pulled ahead in every key “swing state” except Michigan, where he still trails by 3 points. The momentum is definitely with McCain and when the “Bradley Effect” is taken into account, I strongly suspect that, in reality, McCain is actually 3 or 4 points ahead nationally in this race.
And not just the Bradley effect. Late deciders rarely take the Obama train. He’ll be lucky if he wins 5 states, HI, IL, CA, NY, and OR.
Scratch HI. The indigenous natives won’t vote for him.
I will be amazed if he wins NY..
This is what the Obots should be worried about:
not that John easily dusted SoeBambi, but the effect that McCain’s presentation had on his own base…this is the Johnny Mac they were waiting for. So while they’re circle jerking over at daily kook about McSame’s alleged “cheating”, excerpts from the forum are now being sent over conservative e-mails all over the land. You think you guys (Dem NQ posters) needed a reason to vote for McCain? Guess what - so did the evangelicals. The forum on Saturday gave it to them.
Apparently the conservative/ religious right is furious that Obama stated that abortion has not gone down during the Bush administration. I’ve seen a few articles, listened to pundits, and I’ve also seen a youtube video on Obama’s post forum interview in which he says “of course” McCain is trying to make him look like the messiah and the anti-Christ, and then Obama called those who say that he supported the move to let those babies die (abortion survivors) are all liars.
Some conservatives seem really really angry over over this.